Jason's Politically Correct Phrases
| Old Phrase | New Phrase |
| You've got to be fucking kidding me | That doesn't sound correct |
| Would you like to play soggy sao's? | Do you go to Churchie? |
| i't's not my fucking problem | I wasn't involved in that project |
| You're a slut | So you've got a new boyfreind? |
| What the fuck | It wasn't like that when i left it |
| Go fuck yourself | Asexual reproduction has been proven to be beneficial to your personality |
| It's fucked | There is a mechanical error |
| That chick is fucking the teacher | I failed |
| You're a fuckwit | I disagree |
| You frigid skank | i don't think we're ready either |
| Go fuck a Reindeer | it really doesn't interest me |
| Eat shit and die | excuse me |
| Tell someone who gives a shit | Maybe you should check with him |
| I'd rather stick a crow bar into my forehead | Not at the moment |
Jase's
top 5 songs
You
Can't Move Into My House - Frenzhal Rhomb
- Down
Again - The Superjesus
- Invaders
- Jebediah
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Cry - The Mavis's
- Come
Sail Away - Eric Cartman
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Jase's Alternative Titles to the Sequel of I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
- I vaguely remember what you did last summer
- You know that thing you did last summer? Still know about it
- I've forgotten where my car keys are, but not what you did last summer
- What was that thing you did last summer again? ah, to hell with it, I'm going to chop you up anyway
- I think I have a fair idea of what that thing was you did that time last summer
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